Are you sitting at your or near the instrument of chaos? Sitting there knowing its the reason, the only reason you signed up, it made you do it, and are now pondering how to dispose of it and make the rest of us believe that it was an accident or, better yet, an act of god. . . lightening, perhaps.
There may be folks sitting happily typing away . . .sigh.
I know which group I am in, how about you?