Are they harping at you because you haven't got to their dangly bits in a while and they are taking it out on you?
They want to shoot someone or hump against a wall. . . . very demanding our lads!. . . and you are not getting to it fast enough
(seriously though-what would be fast enough for them, difinitely faster than what my four fingers and thumb can do at a keyboard)
You try to tell them, just let me get a few more words down and you'll be servicing their every need . . .what I sound more like a pimp. . .
well, whatever it takes!!
Do you all have happier tales???
Let us know!!