We need you. . . so stretch out your fingers and be ready to sign up. . . . . watch this space :)
Hey writers - yes I mean you all that are typing away, allowing the lads to boff like bunnies.....
You are most likely . . .
- Hair and nails exactly where they're supposed to be
- Hair ok, but nails are worn down to the nubs (typing. . . of course)
- Hair pulled out slightly and some have been chewed on slightly, and cuticle worked needed
- Keyboard sustained serious injury when it got thrown against the wall
- Lads are nagging you to finish the sex scene
- Your story is finished and you're kicking back with majitos